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June 6th,
1635.
To sey me court
appearance in Margarita wus a shambles, is an understatement. From
tha moment I wus escorted inta tha courtroom, I knew tha blaggards
had already convicted me in my absence. Tha newly built gallows
right outside tha window wus a dead give-away.
Anyhow, it
wasn't long before tha Spanish judge appeared from 'is chamber. This
blaggard be as old as god 'imself - all hunched up 'n shrivelled
like some old fossil. 'E must 'o been nigh on 90 if'n 'e wus a day.
Tha Git carried a bottle 'o grog wit him, and everyone gathered knew
tha old bastid wus pissed as a newt cos tha swine reeked like a
brewery.
I had ta stand
thar, in front 'o all these filthy peasants, and listen' to some
two-bit poncey friggin' barrister read out tha charges against me.
Well maties, it
didn't look good fer ol' Cog. Tha evidence wus damning ta sey tha
least. Tha bleedin' hangman left early, and I could see tha swine
getting' 'is gallows ready fer it's first customer - namely me!
Well, I wus
just about resigned to me fate when tha fossil stood up 'n announced
'is verdict...
Low and behold,
tha swine tells tha court I wus free ta go!
All those
gathered sat in silent shock at tha ol' bastids announcement. At
first I thought tha swine wus too drunk ta realise wut 'e was sey'n,
but then tha Git explained is reasons, and I quote:
"I believe
this gallant man is innocent of all crimes and that he should be set
free this day - given a new Sloop and a few men to help sail
it..."
I thought
Christmas 'ad come early fer me!
One 'o tha
prosecution slime balls had a quiet word wit tha fossil, and I
overheard tha Ol Bugger sey I wus to be set free on tha account 'o
me capturing tha French town St. Kitts, earlier dat year.
Yew see folks,
cos tha Spanish 'n French were on un-friendly terms, tha bleedin'
greaseballs forgave me heinous crimes cos I pillaged an enemy's
town!
Twas certainly
another lucky escape fer ol Cog, but I didn't stay around ta argue
wit 'em. Left tha courtroom, headed fer tha dock, 'n quickly cleared
off inta tha sunset wit me new Sloop and crew of eight hardy souls.
But maties, a
promise is a promise.... And while I wus sat in dat thar 'ell hole
prison, I promised meself ta return to Margarita one day, and burn
tha bugger to tha ground. I may spare tha judge if'n I feels like
it.
Cap'n Cognito,
6th day 'o June, 1635.
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